This email was recently sent in response to a non-working micrometer inquiry in the Quality Lab at my place of work.
From: —————-
Sent: Friday, June 11, 2010 9:52 AM
To: QC Inspectors
Subject: RE: ID Micrometer
After an extensive, time consuming, mentally exerting investigation, I’ve concluded the Micrometer lacked a charging apparatus in the primary cell compartment. To immediately remedy this situation and restore the laboratory to full operation, I have acquired a singular primary cell and equipped it. After completing said actions, I proceeded to verify the contrivance by exercising the gyratory spindle to ensure numerical values would display on the LCD screen. Once confirmed, I positioned the Micrometer within its protective sheathing, secured the case, and replaced it. At that time, I felt no further actions were required.
I hope you found this investigation satisfactory. Please let me know if I can be of further assistance in the future.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you knew this however, and thought it would be quite funny to send me on this exhausting investigation. J
Quality Engineer
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